It was developed as a tool to help the lump of meat under it to hunt moose, run from enraged bears and get as many offspring as possible. In my 23 years I've never hunted a moose, never seen an angry bear and never... well whatever. Instead I'm trying to use it to study quantum mechanics! It's like driving nails with a sewing machine, like picking splinters with a chainsaw, like eating noodles with a ...a... a fork? Anyway, you get the picture I'm trying to project here. This thing needs another billion years of evolution.
*scratches belly and looks around for his spear*

Listening to: Blind Guardian - And the Story Ends