I feel compelled to add this now:

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.


Those lines fulfill all the requirements of a virus as I see it. And it's not just a digital one, it'll actually attack your brain.

Got up at eight thirty after about five hours of sleep. Since I usually get at least seven or eight I hope I'll stay awake until Jeff's birthday party tonight.
If you are Jeff reading this, remember to forget you read that. Just because you know about it doesn't mean it's not a surprise party.
Forget that line too, just to be safe.